<飞龙再生>
在蛇年的第四个月
一个小孩会被选中
把那圣牌合二为一
当他一触
重生的人就会
拥有超能力
你做得很好
这是承诺你的数目
太少了！
为了这本书
很多人愿意付更高的价钱
这里最不值钱的
就是你的命
好了， 其实
你一向都很慷慨大方的， 不是吗？
放心吧， 这不是你的同类
是鱼肉， 看！
现在开心了吗？
吃得畅快点！
请说英文！
不要浪费时间了， 大卡
拐个弯到后面去
长官， 肯定是大卡
他们在观音庙附近
还有其它同党
知道， 留在在那儿别轻举妄动
威神！ 找到了
牌九！
是我们要找的人！
好了！
蛇头在吗
还未见蛇头， 威神， 我们要等一等
我的情报说他会出现
大卡是他的头马， 我们得进去！
我反对， 我们是搭档嘛！
这是国际刑警的行动
香港警方只是陪衬罢了
你有什么不满的话， 只管找你上司
传说是真的！
告诉他我们找到了， 我们要进去了！
兄弟， 全副武装， 准备出击！
你们干什么？
这是一间庙宇， 是神圣的地方呀！
你不能带枪进去
别担心， 阿迪！ 你看看这些枪吧！
这些是 “神枪”
神枪打穿的是神洞！
是神洞啊！ 你懂吗？
好吧， 我们进去！
行动！ 左、 右、 左、 右
上！ 上！ 上！ 来吧， 随着上！
国际刑警
别动！
继续！ 继续！ 继续！
国际刑警， 别动！
是圣牌！
你不能够进来…
你会给我想要的东西
那是什么？
去看看吧！
去那边！ 明白
彼德？
我是阿迪
国际刑警， 别动…
干什么？
你没事吗？
这边啊， 跟着我， 那边
有警员啊！ 我们得走了！
我需要多一点时间
我们还未完成呢， 太迟了！
我们迟些再试吧
香港警察
小贾！
挺住呀！
阿迪！
是蛇头！ 在楼上！
对！
该死！ 辛苦了四个月！
他去那庙宇干什么呢？
我怎知道 阿迪， 他是个走私贩子
也许他已找到黑市佛像买家
但问题是， 你让他跑掉了
威神， 但至少我看过他的真面目呀
到处都是国际刑警
我不可以再留在这儿了
你得把孩子带来都柏林
我相信你会继续给我…
只管带那孩子来吧！
两星期后
干得好 这正是我所需的， 是吗？
好吧， 通知队员 对不起
不用找赎了 谢谢！
知道， 海平线号
香港维港
海平线号
那孩子在哪儿？ 他在一个安全的地方
非常好， 带我去
在上面
他在哪儿？ 这边
等一等， 放他下来！
松绑， 别伤害他， 小心点！
长官， 情况如何？
是蛇头的人
你好！
见到那男孩
早晨好啊！ 老板！
让我看看那男孩
当然可以
就是他了
待他像王子一样！
没问题， 我们随时可以走了
注意！ 我们是水警！
我们命令你立即投降！
准备让我们登船
请注意！
有好戏看了！
我们命令你立即投降！
准备让我们登船
我们是水警！
小心！
行动！
快跑！
准备好没有？
我来掩护你！
那小孩啊！
再见！
我们已盘问过疑犯了
他们要带那孩子去爱尔兰见蛇头
说多一遍， 是到爱尔兰！
是时候来趟假期了
打电话到爱尔兰找我吧
记得给我把蛇头带回来
爱尔兰都柏林
国际刑警总部
先生， 有什么可以帮忙？ 有！
我是香港来的杨阿迪督察
对了， 你约了指挥官见面的
丽歌！ 杨督察！
听名字我就猜是你了
不错， 你看上去挺好
谢谢
进来
很久没见了
三个月了 我被派到海外工作…
噢， 还有你说会打电话给我
我不知道你出了差 来爱尔兰？
对 你消息真不灵通
我现在是本地国际刑警
与东南亚安理会的特派联络员
若你有跟我联络的话…
丽歌，我早就该打电话给你
对不起！
这道歉虽不算什么
但总算有点意思
指挥官
杨督察来了
好！我是史密夫， 很高兴认识你
你好， 指挥官
指挥官， 我…
他在这儿干什么？
威神， 你好
你不是要告诉我他会跟进这案子吧？
威神， 我们需要来自各方的帮忙
是
你记得这男孩吗？
记得， 我在庙中见过他， 又如何？
他是谁？ 等一等！
我认得他， 他是大黄
蛇头的第二号助手
那是机密档案， 不可随便向人透露
威神， 我要找到他
老朋友， 对不起， 那是机密档案
我们收到线报
明天蛇头会有另一批货运抵爱尔兰
也许那男孩会在船上
它从那里来？ 我们不知道
回乡吧， 阿迪， 做回你老本行
威神！ 什么！ 我是说对不起， 什么？
你再这样下去的话…
你会被踢出这案子
并交由杨督察全权负责
满意吧？ 你来了不过五分钟
威神！ 你入错我的档案室！
是的，我去拿文件罢了
我想我们有麻烦了
对， 但我以为一切很顺利
你认为怎样？
是吗？ 好吧
让我来看一下 知道， 长官
威神， 等一会
让我们把香港的事暂且放下
对不起， 有人在跟我说话吗？
我们是搭档啊， 我们以前合作良好
你需要我！
真的吗？ 你想我该怎做好呢？
要我张开双手欢迎你吗！
以前我们是很好， 是你离我而去？
威神
这次不再是为我工作
我想你也明白吧？
我明白
我知道你以前
不喜欢事事由我作主
好吧！ 你可以再作主呀， 怎么都好
让我们好好地干吧， 好吗？
不！ 你自己开心吧！
等一下， 你们以为我们…
都是你！
他们以为…
我们可不是呢， 我是个正常男人！
但当然， 两个人彼此相爱其实都…
没有问题
是好事哩！
那是你的错， 就这样！
现在我得回家给我妻子做饭
刚若要你打分， 由 1 到 1 0
他值多少分？
七分…
是负七分啊！
我想我知道你最需要些什么
是晚餐 晚餐？
对， 晚餐
阿迪， 我们需要威神协助调查
他虽然固执， 但若用软功…
譬如说令他放松一点， 他应会合作
我只管做回自己
还有一件事， 威神的家人…
不知道他是国际刑警
他们以为他是干什么的？
图书馆管理员！
图书馆管理员？ 对！
很漂亮的围裙！ 谢谢
但你也不用不请自来！
亲爱的， 你有没有见过我的刮铲
雪乐， 你好！ 你好！
请进来， 谢谢！
你没有告诉我有人客来
欢迎 连我自己也不知道
我们都是图书馆管理员！
图书馆管理员？
雪乐， 这位是香港来的杨阿迪
你们都留下来用饭吧？
当然啦！ 当然不！
谢谢
我的羊排
那叫什么？
现在？ 要叫作糟糕羊！
对， 来吧， 你知道惯例的
想吃， 就得动手
阿迪， 你来都柏林干啥？
是， 我是来找…
找一本很难找的书
对， 我们其实是想找
亚瑟帮忙找那书
但不幸地， 我自己都在找那书
也许我们可以一起去找吧
对， 但我才是馆长， 对吗？ 对！
你需要我帮你找地方住吗？
我已搞妥了
那就好了
这是指示我们
明天去那儿见威神的地点
他叫我给你的
为什么他不来接我呢？
你也清楚威神吧
你也知罢， 是机密资料就他一个人看
丽歌！ 什么？
今晚真开心
对
请问， 这地方很远吗？ 还是在附近
很远， 上车吧， 我送你去
谢谢！
不要阻塞！
对不起
你做什么？ 打开门啊
干什么啊
不要走
等一下
你在干什么？ 我什么都没做过
说！ 那男孩在哪？
放我出来， 不然我会揍你一顿！
请说清楚， 你说的很难明
你正在滥用警员暴力！
听来很有趣
在你 “两手一伸” 之前
我给你最后一次机会
你是说 “两脚一伸” 吧
什么？ 你意思是 “两脚一伸” 吧
如你所愿！
你喜欢什么音乐？
好了好了
让我出来跟你好好谈！ 行吗？
他从水路来， 是艘货轮
但我不知道登岸时间
他会在码头登岸， 是那艘船！
放我出来吧！
你知我等了你多久吗？
你有毛病吗？
你说得像那些淫亵电话似的
你状态甚差
要好好健身了！
我们不要再浪费时间， 好吗？
五号码头， 如果大卡说真话的话
一定是那艘船了
但愿如此， 这是唯一线索
那些人都极度危险， 知道吗？
你有枪吗？
没有， 你会给我一枝吗？
不， 你自己想办法吧
记着， 我才是图书馆馆长
没问题？ 没问题！
好了， 这是行动计划
我在左边包抄， 你就去…
你就去包抄…
我竟在自说自话！
住前走， 然后转弯
欢迎你， 神的使者！
对不起…
你被捕了！
来吧， 他往那边跑！
看到他吗？
那边
威神， 快来！
那孩子在哪儿？ 我们找不到他
快找！
开枪
你没事吧？
上！ 抓那孩子
国际刑警， 别动！
喂？ 喂， 是我啊！
哪一个我？
阿迪？ 你在哪儿？
我和那男孩被困在一个货柜内
你留在那儿， 我立刻来
是什么颜色的？ 我不知道
威神？
阿迪被困在一个货柜内 ？ 哪一个？
我真的不知道
在那边！ 是阿迪！
阿迪
阿迪， 我是丽歌， 你挺住呀！
威神， 过来， 我要你帮忙
丽歌！
我的天！
别害怕！ 我不是害怕
我们不会有事的
充气帐幕
我们找到那货柜， 他们仍然在里面
我现在要氧气罩和一个担架床！
阿迪！ 不要离开我！ 阿迪！
阿迪， 回来吧， 求求你
你没事吧？ 阿迪， 求求你！
阿迪， 回来啊
丽歌…
他死了
来吧
愿主保佑阿迪
愿主保佑
丽歌
我们还有工作要干， 你肯定？
我肯定！ 走吧
对不起， 老朋友…
朋友， 你最需要我的时候我不在
那很动听
谢谢 我
有什么问题？ 你是谁？
什么回事？
你是谁？ 干什么…
我们在干啥？ 我的衣服呢？
威神！
威神！ 不要走近我！
这一定是假的！
但它看来很像你！
我的鼻子不是那么大的！
确实是我 你肯定？
难道我连自己那东西都会认错？
太冷令它缩小， 让我来确定一下
我为何会弄成这样？ 没有大不了
让我们…保持镇定
当中肯定会有个理性的解释
回想你在船上的货柜里的事情吧
发生过什么？
到处都是灯
那男孩， 那男孩？
还有那圣牌！ 对
圣牌在我这， 原来是在你口袋内
这是什么？
你到过什么地方？
护士小姐， 打扰一下
我们是国际刑警
介意我们跟这男孩说几句话吗？
外面的人说你一点东西也没吃
你该吃点东西的， 要有力气嘛
你怎么了？
觉得怎样？ 觉-得？
觉得…仍在晕船浪？
太颠簸？
在海上？
大海上？ 太颠簸？
对不起
我们现在要带他去检查！ 是！
等一等
我想这是属于你的
一半给我？
好孩子
你没事吧？
那个护士！
怎样？
她的靴子（胸）
不
她的靴子
噢， 她的靴子
护士是不会穿靴子的
小心！
别挡路
抓住那孩子！ 制止他
难以置信
把枪给我！
他在那边！ 在玩弄我们， 过来吧
抓到了抓到了 在这边
快抓到他
快逃
小贾！
检查所有出口 知道
威神， 你在吗？
说我不在！
是
发生什么事？
蛇头的人来抓那男孩
我要好好保护他
好点子， 要他平安无事
威神， 刚才就凭你一个人？
不， 是阿迪-不…
我意思是
我说过阿迪不是唯一的黑带高手
总之， 你没事吧？
非常好
很好 我们待会再见
对， 我也要练掌上压， 待会见
对， 对你只管照顾那孩子
阿迪， 听着！ 威神， 不对劲啊
蛇头的人跑了， 但至少那孩子还安全
不， 我说我有点不对劲
来， 打我吧
什么？ 来， 打我！
不， 我不能这样做
没事的， 我不介意
对， 但我介意
我怕打伤我的手指
好吧
用这个
不需了， 我出来前已去过
不， 用这个打我
来真的？ 对！
天啊
我来了， 行吗？
加把劲！
我怎可以这么做？ 太荒谬了
打我吧！ 英女皇也比你更有劲！
你…
你竟敢！ 天啊！ 你没事吧？
真对不起， 痛吗？
当然痛呀
但我没事
我曾中枪， 但都没事
来， 开枪打我， 来呀
什么？ 我想那些防腐剂已渗进你脑子
事情愈来愈荒谬了，把枪给我
绝对不能， 我示范给你看
不！ 来吧！
你知否若我开枪的话
我要申报多少份表格
意外就是这样发生的 看
真厉害！
没血
匪夷所思！
难以置信啊！
看到吗？ 我意思是， 仍然…
我是说， 它真是匪夷所思
停手！ 对不起， 刺过界
你现在明白我的意思吧
你们哪一个可解释最近失败的原因？
你们怎么能丢失那男孩？
老板…说来难以置信
那个中国警察中枪也不死 ！
中国警察？
是杨阿迪！
他昨天在货柜内早应遭淹死的
那么， 传说是真的了！
教授、 博士、 博士
多谢来帮忙
我们遇上一件很奇怪的案子
你们从前见过这牌没有？
我丝毫印象都没有， 博士呢？
我见过
牌上那条鱼象征生命 相当有趣
而蛇就象征…厉害！
是圣牌
你会喜欢听这个
应该一边是蛇
另一边是鱼
如果你手上的是真材实料的话
这就是东方神话中的圣物
可能也就是永生的秘密
正点！
圣牌是在哪儿得到的？
是否从一个男孩手上得来？ 对！
传说谓： 每一千年…
…就会有一个孩子被选中
他有能力把两半圣牌合二为一
从而令死人复生
如果你同时拥有圣牌和那孩子的话
你就会成为上帝
那么， 另外一边呢？ 等等
古书上还说
如果你想拥有超能力和不死之躯
你就得两半圣牌兼得
唯一记录在案的复活例子是…
是吗！ 是吗！ 是吗！
你不可秤它量度它或像烟一样抽它
听着， 古书不同神话故事
感谢你们， 教授和博士
到此为止 祝你好运
那个男孩是怎样得到这宝物呢？
蛇头要的究竟是圣牌还是那男孩？
还有， 好好照顾那男孩
那圣牌不仅可赋予生命
它也可以夺取性命
我守着前门和命人增援
你赶快从后门进去丽歌家吧
懂吗？ 我懂
对不起！
你知道吗？ 以一个小孩而言
你口胃实在不小
试试还要吗？
你想吃什么？
这个试试吧
好吃吗？
你不喜欢…你不是
我其中一项厨艺…
除了去水果皮外…
就是做花生酱吐司
和果冻三明治
阿迪早午晚三餐都爱吃
但说实在， 他也别无选择
为什么？
因为我实在不懂煮其它东西
我真不能相信他就这样走了
他没死
小贾…
你还不明白？ 阿迪是不会回来了
我把他带回来了
好吧…
小贾， 阿迪已经… 他…
慢着！
看？
我的天啊！
阿迪？
阿迪
小贾！
不！
阿迪！
你看！ 我告诉过你他没有死嘛！
老板， 男孩在这里 好了
老朋友， 欢迎你！
跟着来…
经历既快速又无痛的死亡之后
就可带来重生… 不朽
和意想不到的超能力
你肯定？
他是一套再生的秩序
我得先死而后生
如果不可以…杀了他！
然后谁令你复活？ 神的使者？
可怜的凡人躯体！
那么， 使者…
你对我再没有任何用处了
你并不是不朽的
什么？
要成为不朽， 你得集齐两半圣牌
那么另外那一半呢？
快告诉我
国际刑警总部
大西洋区爱尔兰分部
丽歌 阿迪
是我， 我没事， 是真的
只是…
我还是不明白 因为那时我在现场
我亲眼看见你…丽歌！ 确是我
但是， 当时我也在货柜场
而你已死去！
我意思是， 你已经死去
丽歌！ 那男孩用圣牌救了我一命
那正是蛇头要抓他的原因
同时拥有那男孩与圣牌的话…
他就可以像你一样？
对， 但他需要一个完整的圣牌
现在他只有一半而已
看…真是一趟感人的团聚
我们见到阿迪还没死
但我们仍未找到蛇头的直升机
你上网给我查一查
过去一小时内的空中飞行纪录
我不管那是一头鸟， 一架飞机
还是什么超人在飞！
不是故意说你的
阿迪
若他想要另外那一半
他一定会来找你！
如果他要找我…
他会去找我的搭档
我？
我的家人？ 我的家人！
真棒！
你看那是不正常的， 那不是自然的！
阿迪， 开我摩托车去吧！
谢天谢地
他们都没事
雪乐？ 我有话要对你说
亲爱的， 什么呢？ 阿迪…
威神， 他们来了！
逃啊！
跑啊！
雪乐， 你要往哪？
现在不是打扫的时候！
快抓住掩护
威神！
亲爱的， 你没事吗？ 没事
接住！
拿住它， 我引开他们！
你妻子…！
什么回事！
留在这儿， 快， 好孩子
听着， 枪没眼， 清楚吗？
你竟敢…开枪…
打我妻子！
我的天
他去了什么地方？
我们又碰面了 杨阿迪
那男孩呢？
我的客人不关你的事
你有圣牌的另一半才是我最关心的事
阿迪， 别逃了！
你逃不过我
那圣牌是我的！
你以为这是一场游戏吗？
好吧， 我们就玩一玩
你我本来是一样的
真可惜， 实在浪费
你不懂运用你的力量！
命运就是这样！
他睡了， 至少我想他是在睡觉
他看来连呼吸都没有
那男孩啊！
不要这样吓我
阿迪， 你没事！
那男孩有危险！
他要杀他， 对吗？ 对！
蛇头把那男孩带到乌鸦角
我已告诉你所知的一切， 真的
我们得赶快
我当然能驾这东西， 这是我建造的
你驾摩托车吧， 我在上空带路
我来驾驶！
那边就是乌鸦角， 在五里以外
你得洗手
来吧
丽歌
小心啊！
你也是
你在这里做什么？ 那男孩呢？
赶快离开！
笨蛋！
威神！
威神！ 你疯了吧？
小心点！
国际刑警！ 别动！
小贾， 你没事吗？
她在那边， 快抓她！
不好意思
你在找些什么吗？
国际刑警， 别动！
国际刑警， 别…
小贾， 感谢上帝
你有危险！
没事了，你安全了
我不认为！ 不， 没事的
快逃！
要你的命
拿走别人的东西可不好
抓住它！
我的兄弟…
别太伤感， 那太没必要了
那么人性 那么平常
你和我可以长生不老
我们都是时间的主宰
我们可以唯所欲为
她那条普通的人命于我们何干？
我们已成不朽
我证明给你看吧！
阿迪， 用那圣牌来对付他吧！
你可以办到吗？
到你了
那是干什么的？
给刚才接不住我的那个杨阿迪！
这个， 也是给抓不住我的杨阿迪
国际刑警， 别动！
不是很恩爱吗？ 当然…
他回来时是全裸的
我意思是完全一丝不挂
我倒不是在投诉
听着， 我有咳嗽， 这很严重的
坦白说， 我随时会死掉
可否用那圣牌来替我擦一擦？
我说真的， 听懂吗？
我真的病的很…
很重啊
请快用圣牌替我擦一下
来， 只此一次， 用圣牌救救我
快！ 把圣牌给我， 给我
还是算了吧
不过是喉咙痒罢了
跟我来
等等， 丽歌， 阿迪！
你们不可丢下我
再见
好吧， 那绝不可怕
他跨过漩涡去到另一个宇宙
而我则走另一条路！
肃静， 预备 预备好
好了
成龙、 姬莉 准备好 开始
对不起
姬莉， 你可再念一遍吗？
杨阿迪， 我想不会有两个
你会先喊 “开始” ， 还是一开机我就打？
我有啊， 好吧！ 再来一遍
开始
三个月， 一个电话也没有
我的天， 我太紧张了
我掴得太大力了
来吧！ 噢我的上帝！
啊！ 掴了都没用！
对不起对不起 真难以置信
成龙， 真对不起
真令人心痛
你应继续啊！
我不知道
现在又要掴多遍了
很差啊 再试多遍
我们走吧
阿迪
所有我说过的
我做得对
七场， 第三次
第一次
是大卡
真的吗？
蛇头呢？
蛇头还未出现
他不在吗？
阿基怎么了？
阿基…彼德？
彼德就在身边
现在…
让成龙进来吧
计划如下 我们要
念错了
这边啊
我错了， 是另一边
该死！ 噢， 失手
威神， 停机， 搞妥
有电话
威神， 太多事情发生了
威神
对不起， 什么问题？
又是这样 对不起
我想要雪糕
像个女人
对不起， 成龙
丽歌， 那男孩用那圣…
好， 停机
狗吠啊
对， 我听见
让开啊
演戏
国际刑警！ 不要动！
遇危急的话
出口在这里
这里
和这里
掴了你 又是这样
真对不起， 天啊
这是假的， 噢， 对不起
你故意的
你是故意的？
姬莉， 再来一遍， 大力点
你让我发狂
"In the fourth month of the Year of the Snake...
...a child shall be chosen...
...to meld the two halves of the sacred medallion together as one.
And at his touch...
...the reborn shall be endowed...
...with extraordinary supernatural powers."
You've done well.
As agreed.
Pitiful.
Many people would pay more...
...to be the keeper of such a book.
The only pitiful thing in this room...
...is your life.
Okay.
Actually...
...you have been quite generous, yeah?
It's nobody you know, okay?
It's fish. See?
Happy now?
Cheers.
In English, please.
Stop wasting time, Giscard. Pull around the back.
Inspector.
Positive lD on Giscard. Kwun Yum Temple.
-And he's got company. -Copy that.
Hold your position.
Pai Gow.
It's our guy.
All right, men.
-And Snakehead? -Snakehead was not confirmed.
We should wait.
My intelligence says he's here...
...and Giscard is his number one. We're going in.
I did not agree to this.
-We are supposed to be partners. -This is an lnterpol operation.
The Hong Kong Police Department's...
...involvement is strictly a babysitting service.
You don't like it, take it up with your boss.
It's true.
Tell him we found it and we're in.
Full force, men.
Razor-sharp and all that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
That's a temple. It's a holy place.
You cannot take guns in there.
Oh, right. Well, don't worry, Eddie, because you see these guns?
They're holey guns.
Because they make a rather big holey.
Holey. Do you get it? Holey.
All right.
Move out, men!
Move. Left, right, left, right. Go, go, go.
Come on, keep up.
Inter--
Freeze!
Damn.
Keep up. Keep up. Keep up.
Interpol! Freeze!
The medallion.
You cannot come in he--
You will give me what I want.
What's that?
Check it out.
-Go that way. -Got it.
Peter?
Eddie.
Interpol! Fre--
What the he--?
You okay?
This way, men. Follow me. Down here.
It's the cops!
We've gotta go now!
I need more time.
-We haven't finished yet. -It's too late.
-We'll try again later! -Hong Kong Police!
Jai!
Hang on!
Eddie!
Snakehead! Upstairs!
Right!
Damn!
Four months' work!
What did he want in the temple?
He's a smuggler, Eddie. I don't know.
Perhaps he's found a buyer for black-market Buddhas. The point is...
...you let him get away.
Watson.
I also saw his face.
Interpol's all over me, and I can't stay here any longer.
You must bring me the boy in Dublin.
I trust you will make my continued--
Just bring me the boy.
Good job. Okay, this is what I want.
All right, notify the team--
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-Keep the change. -Thank you.
Got it. The Sea Horizon.
-Where are you keeping the boy? -ln a safe place.
Very good. Take me to him.
Up there. Okay.
-Where is he? -Over here.
Wait. Put him down. Put him down!
Untie him. Don't hurt him.
Careful. Be careful.
Inspector, what's going on?
Snakehead's men.
Yes. Hello.
It's the boy.
Good morning, sir.
Show me the boy.
Oh. Of course.
That's him.
Treat him like a prince.
No problem, sir. We are ready to go.
Attention! This is the marine police.
You are ordered to stand down!
Prepare to be boarded.
Attention!
-Showtime! -This is the marine police.
You are ordered to stand down!
Prepare to be boarded!
This is the marine police.
Look out!
Let's go!
Quickly! Go! Go!
Are you ready?
I'll cover you.
The boy!
Wave bye-bye!
We've interrogated the prisoner.
The boy's been taken to Snakehead in lreland. Repeat, lreland.
Time for vacation.
Call me in lreland.
Bring me back a snake head.
-Can I help you, sir? -Yes.
I'm lnspector Eddie Yang from Hong Kong.
Yes. You have an appointment to the commander.
Nicole.
Inspector Eddie Yang.
I knew there couldn't be two of you.
Nice.
You clean up well.
Thank you.
Come on.
It's been a long time.
Three months.
I was assigned overseas and....
Oh, yeah.
You were gonna call me.
-I didn't know you'd been assigned-- -To lreland?
-Yes. -Well, you missed a few beats, Eddie.
I am now the official liaison...
...between the local lnterpol office and Southeast Asian security forces.
Maybe if you stayed in touch like you promised....
Nicole.
I should have called.
I'm sorry.
That's worth something.
Not a lot, but something.
Commander?
Inspector Yang is here to see you.
Yes.
I'm Hammerstock-Smythe. Delighted to meet you, inspector.
Likewise, commander.
Commander, I was just--
What the bloody hell is he doing here?
Hello, Watson.
You're not telling me he'll be working on this case?
Watson, we need all the help we can get.
Yes.
You remember this boy?
Yes, I saw him in the temple. So?
-Who's he? -One moment.
Yes, I recognize him.
This is Lester Wong.
Snakehead's number two man.
That's privileged information, eyes-only, need-to-know and all that.
-I need to find him, Watson. -Yes, well, I'm sorry, my friend...
...but that's classified.
We've received a tip-off...
...that Snakehead does have a new shipment arriving tomorrow in lreland.
-Maybe the boy will come with it. -Where?
We don't know.
Go back East, Eddie. Stick to what you know.
-Watson! -What?! I mean-- Sorry. What?
Any more nonsense like this...
...and you will be off the case, and the inspector here will be in charge of it.
Satisfied? You've only been here five minutes.
Watson!
You are in my filing cabinet.
Yes.
I was just getting these.
I think we're in trouble.
Yes, I think everything is in order. What do you think?
Is it? Well, yes.
-Well, let me have it checked out. -Yes, sir.
Watson, wait.
-Let's put Hong Kong behind us. -I'm sorry, is somebody talking to me?
We were partners. We were good together.
-You need me. -Really? What do you want me to do?
Just welcome you back with open arms?
We had a good thing going, and you left!
Watson.
It just wasn't for me anymore.
I thought you understood.
Oh, I understand.
I understand that you didn't like me always being on top.
Okay, you can be on top. Whatever you want.
Let's just do it together. Okay?
No, but you have fun doing it by yourself. All right?
You think because of the way....
Thank you.
Think we....
Well, we're not.
I'm a man!
Yes. No, there's nothing wrong when two people love...
...one another.
It's a good thing. I....
That's your fault, that is.
Now, I'm gonna go home and cook dinner for my wife!
So on a scale of one to 1 0...
...how did that go?
About a seven.
Below zero.
I think I know just what you need.
Dinner.
Dinner?
Yes, dinner.
We need Watson for this investigation, Eddie.
He's stubborn, but if we can catch him off guard...
...maybe loosen him up, I think we can work it out.
I'll just be myself.
One more thing.
Watson's family...
...they don't know that he's an lnterpol agent.
-What do they think he is? -A librarian.
-A librarian? -Yes.
Hi.
-Nice apron. -Thanks.
Look, you can't just turn up and barge in.
Darling, I was wondering if you saw my spatula.
-Charlotte, hello. -Hello.
-Please. Please come in. Please. -Thank you.
Arthur, you didn't tell me we were having guests.
-Please, welcome. -Didn't know myself.
-We're librarians. -Librarian?
Charlotte, this is Eddie Yang from Hong Kong.
Are you staying for dinner?
-Yes. -No. Absolutely not.
Thank you.
See what you've done to my chops?
What's that called?
Now?
"Lamb a la victim."
Right. Well, yes. Come on. You know the score.
You eat, you work.
What brings you to Dublin?
-Right. I was looking for-- -Looking for a rare book.
Yes, actually, we were wondering...
...if Arthur would help us find this rare book.
Oh, well, unfortunately, I'm looking for that book myself, so--
Maybe we could find it together.
But I'm head librarian, though, right?
Right.
You need help checking in?
I already checked in.
Okay.
Here. Directions. Where to meet Watson tomorrow.
He told me to give them to you.
Why can't he just pick me up?
It's Watson.
"Privileged information, eyes-only, need-to-know and all that." So....
Okay.
Nicole.
Yeah?
Tonight was fun.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
-ls this place far away or close by? -Far away.
-Hop in the car and I'll take you. -Thank you.
What are you doing?
Move.
Move! Move! Get out of the way!
-Oh, my! -Sorry.
Did you see that?
What are you doing?
Open this door!
Hey, what's going on?
Now, mind yourself.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing? I haven't even done any--
Say it!
Talk! Where's the boy?
Let me out of here or I'll kick your ass.
Speak English! You are hard to understand!
-You ever hear of police brutality? -Sounds like fun.
One more chance until you kick the can.
You mean, "kick the bucket."
-What? -You mean, "kick the bucket."
If you say so.
What kind of music you like?
Okay, okay, okay.
Just let me out and we can talk about this, all right?
He's coming on a boat. I don't know what time. A freighter.
-He'll be coming into the docks. -A boat!
Look, just let me out of here!
Do you know how long I've been waiting here for you?
What's the matter? You sound like an obscene phone call.
You're out of shape.
You should keep fit.
Right, but let's not waste any more time, shall we?
Pier 5. Well, that must be the ship, if Giscard's telling the truth.
Let's hope so. It's all we've got to go on.
Now, these are very dangerous people, all right?
Do you have a gun?
No, are you going to give me one?
No, get your own bloody gun.
And remember, I'm head librarian, all right?
-All right? -Yes.
Right.
Here's the plan.
I'll circle around to the left. You circle ar--
You circle arou--
And I'll just bloody talk to myself.
Then you go straight through. Go around.
Welcome, Chosen One.
Excuse me.
You're under arrest.
Come on! He went this way!
Have you seen him?
There.
Watson, come on!
Where's the boy?
-We couldn't find him. -Find him!
Shoot him.
You okay?
Go, go, go, go! Get the boy!
Interpol! Freeze!
-Hello? -Hello, it's me.
Me, who?
Eddie! Where are you?
I'm trapped inside the container with the boy.
Stay right where you are. I'm on my way.
What color is it?
I don't know.
Watson.
-Eddie's in a container. -Which one?
I have absolutely no idea.
There! There!
It's Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie, it's Nicole. Just hang on.
Watson, get over here. I need your help!
Nicole!
Oh, my God!
Don't be afraid.
I'm not afraid.
We'll be all right.
We got control of the container. We believe that there's bodies inside.
I need an oxygen tank and a stretcher. Now!
Eddie, please don't leave me, Eddie.
Eddie, come back to me. Eddie, please.
-You all right? -Please.
Eddie, come back.
Nicole...
...he's gone.
Come on.
God bless, Eddie.
God bless.
Nicole.
-We've got work to do. -You sure?
I'm sure.
Let's go.
I'm sorry...
...I wasn't there when you needed me most, my friend.
That was nice.
Thank you. I--
-What's wrong? -Who are you?
What's the matter?
Who are you? What--?
What are we doing here? Where's my clothes?
Watson.
-Watson! -Get away from me!
It must be fake.
Well, it certainly looks like you.
My nose isn't that big.
It's really me.
Are you sure?
Don't you think I recognize my own thing?
It's cold in here. Let me take a look.
-What's happening to me? -All right.
Let's just...
...stay calm.
I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for this. Think back.
You were on the boat, in the container.
What happened?
Lights everywhere.
-The boy. -The boy?
-Medallion. -Yes.
I have it. It was in your pocket.
What's this?
Wow.
Where did you go?
Excuse me, nurse.
We're from lnterpol.
Would you mind if we have a few moments with the boy?
You know, the man outside says you're not eating.
You should eat to gain strength.
How are you feeling?
Feeling. Feel.
Feeling.
Bit bumpy out there on the ocean waves?
Bit rough?
Out there?
Out there on the high seas? Bumpity-bumpity?
Excuse me. We have to take him for a checkup now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait.
I think this belongs to you.
Half for me?
Nice lad.
You okay?
That nurse....
Yeah.
Her boots....
No.
Her boots.
Oh, boots.
Nurses don't wear boots.
Watch out!
-Get out of my way! -Sorry.
-Get the boy. -Stop him.
What the heck?
Give me that!
There he goes!
Come here.
-I got him. I got him. -There he is.
He's mine. I've got him.
Let's go.
Jai!
-Clear all exits. -Right, sir.
Watson, are you there?
I'm not here.
What happened?
Snakehead's men. They were here for the boy.
-I'm gonna keep him with me. -Good idea. Keep him safe. Yes. Yes.
Watson, you did all this alone?
No, Eddie is--
I mean, I think I mentioned that Eddie wasn't the only one with a black belt.
So you're all right?
Perfect.
-Great. -Okay. I'll see you back at the--
Yeah. I'm gonna do a couple of press-ups and meet you back there.
Yes. Yes.
You just take care of the boy.
-Eddie, listen-- -Watson, something wrong.
Snakehead's men got away again, but at least the boy is safe.
I mean, something wrong with me.
Hit me.
-What? -Go on, hit me.
No, I can't do that.
It's okay, I don't mind.
Well, I mind. I mean--
A chap could break a finger, you know.
Okay.
Use this.
-No, thanks. I went before I came out. -No, hit me with this.
-For real? -Yes.
God.
There you go. All right?
Harder.
I can't do this. This is ridiculous.
-The queen hits harder than that. -How--
How dare you.
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Oh, God. I'm so sorry, my friend. Did it hurt?
Of course it hurt.
But nothing.
I was shot before...
...but I was okay.
Shoot me.
Go ahead.
No, I think the embalming fluid has gone to your head.
-This is ridiculous. -Give me the gun.
-Absolutely not. -I'll show you.
You know how many forms I have to fill out if I fire my gun? Absolutely not.
-This is how accidents happen. -Look.
Amazing.
No blood.
Amazing.
Incredible.
-See? -I mean, still....
That's incredible. I mean, just....
-Stop that. -I'm sorry.
That was below the belt. I'm sorry.
That's what I mean.
Can one of you explain this latest failure?
Why you couldn't retrieve one small boy?
Sir...
...this might sound crazy...
...but I emptied a whole clip into that Chinese cop and he still wouldn't die.
What Chinese cop?
That's Eddie Yang.
He's supposed to have died yesterday, drowned in that container.
Then it's true.
Professor. Doctor. Doctor.
Thank you for being here.
We've come across something very interesting.
Have you ever seen this before?
-Doesn't ring a bell. Doctor? -I've seen that before.
-The fish is the sign of life. -That's interesting.
-And the snake is the sign of-- -Whoa.
The medallion.
You're gonna love this.
Now, it should have a serpent on one side.
And a fish on the other.
If what you have is real, that is the Holy Grail of Eastern mythology.
And maybe the secret to eternal life.
Sweet!
-Where'd you get the medallion? -I recognize the fish.
- You got it from a kid, didn't you? -Y es.
The legend says every thousand years...
...a child is chosen that can bind the halves together...
...and restore life to the dead. You get that kid and the medallion...
-...you're a god. - That's nonsense.
-So where's the other half? -Wait!
The ancient texts say that if you want superhuman strength...
...and immortality, you need both halves.
The only documented case of a genuine resurrection....
You can't weigh it, measure it, smoke it.
Look, ancient texts aren't fairy tales.
Thank you, professor. Doctor. Doctor.
-Cheerio, for now. -Good luck.
Why would a young boy have something like this?
This Snakehead chap, is he after the medallion or the boy?
By the way, take good care of that kid.
The medallion can not only give life, it can take it away.
Okay, I'll cover the front door, call in for backup.
You go to the rear to Nicole's apartment as fast as you can.
Got it.
Sorry.
You know, for a little person, you sure do eat a lot.
Still going?
What did you have?
Okay.
Here we go.
Try that.
That good?
You don't like.... You're not....
One of my culinary skills...
...other than peeling fruit, of course...
...just so happens to be a toasted...
...peanut butter and jelly sandwich...
...which, I might add, Eddie could eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Then again, he didn't really have any choice.
-Why? -Because I can't cook anything else.
I just can't believe that he's really gone.
He's not gone.
Jai...
...do you not understand that Eddie's not coming back?
I pulled him back.
Okay....
Jai, Eddie's....
He--
Just hold on.
See?
Oh, my God.
Eddie?
Eddie.
Jai!
No!
Eddie!
You see? I told you he wasn't dead.
The boy, sir.
Yes.
Welcome...
...my old friend.
So...
...a quick, painless death...
...followed by resurrection...
...immortality...
...and powers beyond your dreams.
Are you sure?
His order is ruled by reverence for life.
My death before him must be reversed.
And if it isn't...
...kill him.
And then who would bring you back, Chosen One?
Pitiful mortal.
So...
...I have no further use for you, Chosen One.
You're not immortal.
What?
To become immortal, you need both halves of the medallion.
Where's the other half?
Tell me!
-Nicole. -Eddie.
It's me. I'm fine, really.
I just....
I still don't understand, Eddie, because I was there...
-...and I saw you, and-- -Nicole, it's me.
You see, it's just that I was at the container and you were dead.
I mean, you were dead.
Nicole, the boy uses the medallion to give life.
That's why Snakehead took him.
With the boy and the medallion, he could....
He could become like you?
Yes, but he needs the whole medallion...
...and he only has half.
Look...
...this is a touching reunion.
We're all glad that Eddie's amongst the living...
...but we still haven't found Snakehead's helicopter.
Get online. Find anything that was in the air in the last hour.
I don't care if it was a bird, a plane or bloody Superman.
No offense, old chap.
Eddie.
If he needs the other half, he's gonna come looking for you.
If he is looking for me...
...he'll be looking for my partner.
Me?
My family.
Cool.
See, that's not normal. I mean, that's not natural. What--?
Eddie, take my bike!
Thank God.
They're all right.
Charlotte?
Charlotte? I have something I have to tell you.
Yes, dear?
Eddie....
Watson! They're here!
Go!
Charlotte, where are you going?
This is no time for cleaning.
Take your shield!
Watson!
-Are you all right, love? -Yes, I'm fine, dear.
Catch!
Here. I'll lead them away.
Your wife?
What the--?
There you are. Quick. Quick. That's a good boy.
Now, listen. Guns are very dangerous things, all right? Right.
How dare you shoot...
...at my...
...wife!
My Lord.
Where'd he go?
We meet again...
...Eddie Yang.
Where's the boy?
My guest is no concern of yours.
All that matters is that you have the other half of the medallion.
Don't run, Eddie!
You can't hide from me!
The medallion is mine!
You think it's a game?
Well, let's play!
We're the same, you and l.
What a pity. What a waste.
You don't know what powers you have.
Destiny calls.
He's sleeping. At least, I think that's what he's doing.
He doesn't even look like he's breathing.
The boy!
Oh, God, I wish you wouldn't do that.
Eddie, you're all right.
The boy's in danger.
He's going to kill him. Right?!
Snakehead has taken the boy to Raven's Keep.
I told you everything I know.
I did.
We need to move fast.
Of course I can fly this thing. I built it myself.
You take the bike. I'll guide you from the air.
I'm driving.
That's Raven's Keep.
It's five miles away.
You should wash your hands.
Come on.
Nicole.
Be careful.
You too.
-What the hell are you doing here? -Where's the boy?
-Let's get out of here! -Move!
You cowards!
Watson. Watson!
Are you crazy?
Be careful.
Interpol. Freeze.
Jai, are you all right?
There she is! Get her!
Excuse me.
You looking for something?
Interpol! Freeze!
Interpol! Free--
Jai, thank God.
You're in danger.
It's over.
You're safe now.
I don't think so.
No, it's all right.
Run!
For your lives.
It's not nice to take things that don't belong to you.
Fetch.
My brother...
...don't be sentimental.
It's so unnecessary.
It's so human.
So normal.
You and I will live forever.
We are the lords of time.
We can take whatever we choose.
I mean, what difference can a single human life like hers make to us?
We are immortal.
Let me show you.
Eddie, use the medallion to end the life that it gave.
Can you?
It's your turn.
What's that for?
That, Eddie Yang, is for not catching me.
And that, Eddie Yang, is for not catching me.
Interpol! Freeze!
Isn't that lovely?
Of course...
...when he came back, he was naked.
I mean, completely starkers. Not a stitch.
I'm not complaining, mind you.
Listen, I have this cough.
I think it's quite serious. Honestly, I could snuff at any point.
I don't suppose you'd consider a rub on your medallion?
I really am. Hello?
It's very bad--
Very bad. You--
Please, the med-- One quick rub.
That's all. Oh, the medallion.
Quick. Give me the medallion.
Give it.
All right.
It was only a tickle anyway.
Come with me.
Wait!
Nicole! Eddie!
You can't leave me here.
Goodbye!
Okay, that wasn't scary at all.
He walked through a vortex to the next universe.
I'm going this way.
-Quiet on the set. Are cameras ready? -Cameras are ready.
Jackie, Claire. And action.
I'm sorry.
Can you overlap that line for me?
Eddie Yang. I knew there couldn't be two of you.
-Will you say action, or am I just...? -I did. Okay, here we go.
And action.
Three months and not so much as a phone call?
That made me so nervous. I slapped you so hard.
-Come on! Oh, my God! -ln the middle--!
-I got slapped for nothing! -I'm so sorry.
-I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. -I can't believe it.
-Oh, no! -Claire.
Jackie, I'm so sorry. That rea-- That hurt me.
-You should continue filming! -Oh, I didn't know!
-Now I got another one! -Oh, no!
-That was really bad. -Try it again.
Let's go.
Let's move.
Take one.
Eddie.
All those things that I said--
I was right there.
--seven, take three.
God bless, Eddie.
Action!
Cut!
Cut.
Take one.
You-- Now, how--?
It's Giscard.
-Really? What about Snakehead? -Snakehead is not here yet.
Is he not here? What about Ken?
-Yeah. Ken is-- -Pete? Pete?
Pete is just right beside me.
That's it. We're fine.
-Now, that's-- -Somebody let Jackie in.
Here's the plan.
We have to--
Whoops.
I got it wrong.
It's this way.
Oh, sorry. It's the other way.
Oh, damn.
Oh, I missed.
Watson.
-Cut. Print. -Phone.
-A-camera. -Action.
Watson. So many things are going on.
-Marker. -Come on.
-Marker. -One more.
Watson.
Sorry. What? It's-- No, you-- No.
-Again. -Sorry.
Marker!
-Cut. -Cut!
I want ice cream.
Cut!
Slate X67, take one coming up.
-A-marker. -Like a woman.
That's it. That's it. Okay.
It's just down there.
Down.
Then the bottom.
-Sorry, Jackie. -What's this? "The bottom."
-Marker. -Move!
Wait, wait!
Oh, shit.
Nicole, the boy used the meda--
Very good. Cut. Cut.
The dog barking.
Yeah, I heard it.
Go. Go away.
And action.
Interpol! Freeze!
Cut.
A-camera.
In case of emergency...
...the exits are here...
...here...
...and here.
-I slapped you. -Again.
-Sorry. I'm sorry. -Oh, my God!
-lt was meant to be fake. Sorry. -You do on purpose.
Are you doing on purpose?
Try it again, Claire. A little harder.
It drives me crazy.